names removed to protect the idiots

I can't deal with calls
it's time for calisthenics
floundering away

Torche

Will has just said "cool"
Regarding the tix you bought
about freakin' time

beets

we are just like beets
we are full of the red juice
blue helicopter

shenanigans

quit licking lightbulbs
goats think they're better than me
hypochondria

Stop me if you've heard this one.

Life is a haiku
Or maybe it's a highway
I can't remember

Admiral Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar
He is a major badass
He said, "it's a trap!"

ukiah

Tammy, I need beer
where is Will when you need him?
here it comes: LOOKOUT!

a Cookie haiku original

things that make me laugh
may not make much sense to most
nutsack punching bag

haiku time - cookie style

what am I doing?
I just called a fax number
Tammy just said this

Haiku #1 by Tammy

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