Socks

Know how some people complain their socks disappear in the dryer? Mine multiply in the washer. Well, my husband's, anyway.

We do laundry once a week (another reason to love a two person household!), and it all seems manageable when putting it away - except his socks.

I swear, unless my beloved wears two pairs a day when I'm not looking, spontaneous reproduction is the only explanation for why they keep coming out of the dryer like rabbits out of a magician's hat!

Vindicated

I'm not the only one who thinks the census people are going a little overboard with their awareness campaign.