Public Restroom Pet Peeve #826

So you decided to use a seat cover. Whatever. Your choice. Even if I deem it pointless.

Why did you leave it on the seat when you left? Seriously? Like I wanna have to dispose of it!

Boo.

names removed to protect the idiots

I can't deal with calls
it's time for calisthenics
floundering away

Torche

Will has just said "cool"
Regarding the tix you bought
about freakin' time

beets

we are just like beets
we are full of the red juice
blue helicopter

shenanigans

quit licking lightbulbs
goats think they're better than me
hypochondria

Stop me if you've heard this one.

Life is a haiku
Or maybe it's a highway
I can't remember

New Contributors

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Thank you.